Oh little car
Taking me near and taking me far
All the while falling apart
Giving me hell…not wanting to start
I joke that I will drive you into the ground
Which will be sooner than expected judging from your sounds
I know you are going to die just before I pay you off,
I know this because you are accelerating like a sloth.
What was that noise? Turn the radio down
Hm that’s definitely an interesting sound
Take you to dealer, ask them what’s the deal
I can fix you…by skipping a week or two of meals
300 for this 500 for that,
How about we ghetto rig it and see how long it lasts?
You make me sad, I love you so,
But do you care? The answer is no.
You are like raising a destructive teen,
You are defiant, crazy and sometimes mean,
Not leaving even though I cant wait for you to get away from the house
Or maybe you are more like an ungrateful spouse
I curse you out and tell you to listen
I WILL go find a cute young thing that glistens
Sometimes you won’t let me take my keys out of the ignition
Making me insane I immediately start twitchin
Go car go! You can make it!
You get me there, sanity taken
I still love you, you still have my heart…
But I swear mother fucker if you do not start…